What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

He : Tea ?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Because it's month of August.

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I'm 24.

Me : No

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?

Me : Thank you.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : I don't drink coffee also